How to Miscommunicate With Your Child 101

Child, looking at the wall map, which hangs beside the kitchen table: "There's grease on this map."
Mother, frustrated and tired already: "Well, I'm not surprised, since you kids are always touching the map while you're eating!"
Child: "No! There's grease on this map!"
Mother: "I know!!"
Child, speaking slowly: "There is Greece on this map!"
Mother, calmer: "Oh! Yes, I know."
Child: "No, WHERE'S Greece on this map?"
Mother, deliriously laughing, points out where Greece is. Thankfully, the child laughed, too.